Xmas ornament

So this is our first special ornament, a goose. The story behind this is that a couple of years ago I got a winter hat & scarf set from Asda supermarket. A couple of times I saw other human people wearing the same items which was a bit of a fashion faux pas, but not quite as bad as this:

That's right, a GOOSE wearing my scarf. Could you ever live that down ?
The story was that the farm put hats and scarves on their livestock so that it would be warmer & happier and therefore taste better, sigh